The Disclaimer:
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Ponderosa Steak House
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Peggy for the daily special, you won't be sorry. SimplyInstrumental.com is an independent, educational, inspirational,
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"SI.com" or any other domain, except of course for
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right now, we're changing a few words and will upload an entirely different disclaimer in a matter of a few minutes.
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more you know.
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Sincerely,
Tim & Scott
The SI Guys
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